But enough about me. You’re only a little bit here for me. You’re mostly here for you, which is why I’ve devised this clever compatibility test–Please consider the following questions:
Do you believe that brunettes are hotter than blondes?
Do you also consider yourself a person of appetites?
Do you believe that fun should be easy?
If so, I think we’ll get along. Bonus points if you like women in lingerie and/or enjoy movies.